Filed under Random: A fate worse than running out of TP?

This morning I tweeted that "There are only a few things in life worse than running out of toilet paper." So after much thought, I was able to come up with six things that are truly worse than running out of TP.




1. Being this guy a few seconds later

2. Being a Pittsburgh Pirates, Buffalo Bills or Cleveland Cavaliers fan

3. Getting attacked by your coach in practice
4. Getting punched by a creepy mascot

5. Paying $3500 and not getting into the Super Bowl like this guy.
http://www.usatoday.com/video/index.htm?bctid=779839824001 

6. Contracting Necrotizing Fasciitis, aka flesh-eating bacteria